With the departure of a cruise ship from the firth today, I couldn't resist the urge to take a shot or two ! Maybe the headline should read - " The entire population of Nairn departed on a shopping trip today, since they have been abandoned by the Co-op and every other supermarket chain in the country. The cruise liner was filled to capacity with joyful Nairnites glad to escape from the million pound high street mayhem, and drooling at the thought of shopping in Tesco's or Asda. Only three hardy Nairnites could be seen left on the pier fishing for their supper."
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